Saturday, March 19, 2016

Flirt Lines

You cant be real. May I pinch you to see if Im dreaming?
Hey, didnt we go to different schools?

At last! I finally found the perfect girl!

Theres so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Im writing a telephone book. May I have your number?

Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.

I know Im not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?

But youre so *cute* when you blush!

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I dont approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.

Please be patient--this is my first time.

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.

Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.

Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.

A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.

Didnt I meet you in some other hallucination?

I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.

I used to be a terrible flirt. Im much better at it now.

I dont dance. But Id love to hold you while you do.

Clothes arent sexy. Women are.

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!

I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.

I cant whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!

Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.

I feel great! And I dont kiss badly either!

Be good and youll be lonely.

The best things in life are ME!

 

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

All women flirt, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

There are times not to flirt. When youre sick. When youre with children. When youre on the witness stand.”

Yeah I flirt, Im not blind and Im not dead!

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in flirting.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who will flirt with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? 

For me, flirting with a man means making fun of myself and trying to open myself and be very unpretentious- Cameron Diaz

 

Flirting is fun so dont take it too seriously. Most of the time, youll just flirt with someone for a short time and then maybe never talk to them again. If you always go in to flirting expecting to date or even marry the person youre flirting with, youre going to be very disappointed--and youll probably seem a little desperate. Remember, youre just flirting.

Jaydiocity

 

0 comments to “Flirt Lines”

Post a Comment

 

Bring Ex Back Copyright © 2016 -- Powered by Blogger